3.28.2012

Moz Is The Answer: A Short Interview with Morrissey by Yours Truly





Q. How are you today?
A. I'm not happy and I'm not sad.



Q. If you were given a chance to have a dinner with a certain old friend, what would you say to him/her?
A. If you should die, I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry.



Q. What can you say about religious people?
A. Don't talk to me about people who are "nice" 'cause I have spent my WHOLE LIFE 
    in RUINS because of people who were "nice."


Q. Are you scared of death?
A. And if a double-decker crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.


Q. Aaaawwwww.... *Blushes* Do you like me?
A. I like you,because you’re not right in the head and nor am I.




Q. Really?
A. You never knew how much I really liked you because I never even told you.
      Oh and I meant to.



Q. Then you would totally sign my boobs on May 13?
A. It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care.


Q. But you just said....Why so mean, Steven? :(
A. Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head.


Q. What would you like to do when I take you to my hometown? 
A. I want to see people and I want to see life.


Q. And then what?
A. We could go for a walk where it's quiet and dry and talk about precious things. 



Q. Do we have a chance for love Steven?
A. Love is natural and real but not for such you and I, my love.





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